2000-08-30
did i tell you i got a new discman? yeah, i dropped my old one.
holy moly it's love. I chanced upon these product review of x-men figures on amazon.com by lauren bernard. they totally rock. who are you lauren bernard? you are funny! i want to know more about you! ladies and gentlemen, please, if you know a piece of information about this person, please forward it to me care of this website. i think i want to start a fan site for her or something. seriously, check these produce reviews out: Jean Grey is blessed with the ability to move objects with her mind. In this action figure she is adorned in a tight black leather jumpsuit with a plunging neckline, stands approximately 5.5 inches tall (spiked high-heeled boots provide the added height), and has long and slender articulated arms, legs, and wrists. Jean's open-gripped hands, bent elbows, and 180-degree rotating waistline demonstrate that she's ready to jump into any situation. Included with this action figure is mutated Senator Kelly, whose lower body resembles a mermaid's tail run twice over by a truck. Stretch his head and watch his expression change from shock to horror. His soft, bumpy body is filled with squishy round pellets, making him particularly fun to squeeze and stretch. --Lauren Bernard This Sabretooth action figure, the mysterious giant of Magneto's Brotherhood of Evil, stands fiercely at approximately 7 inches tall. With articulated shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles, he looks ready to brawl. Squeeze Sabretooth's torn-leather-clad thighs and his torso rotates, swiping the security guard in the chest with his razor-sharp claws. After Sabretooth punches the doughnut- and gun-carrying victim, all of the security guard's major joints collapse. To put the security guard back together (with an understanding that he will not be as sturdy as he was prior to the first attack), you wind the dial on his back, which takes a great deal of fine motor skill. --Lauren Bernard Logan is an ordinary looking man, dressed in jeans and a leather jacket, but under his simple appearance is the untamed savagery of a wild beast. You can help Logan's inner animal emerge by squeezing his legs together as his stiff arms raise and his sharp hidden claws extend. Use your imagination and the freestanding x-ray machine to transform the 6-inch figure into the superhuman fighting machine known as Wolverine. With the press of a button, the x-ray shows his unbreakable adamantium skeleton. The machine works especially well as a stand for this mysterious action figure when he's on display. --Lauren Bernard Known as the most dangerous foe to the X-Men, Magneto can control all forms of metal with his mind. Standing 6 inches tall with articulated joints, Magneto has a removable helmet and a detachable red-and-black satin cape. He demonstrates his magnetic powers with the included action train wreck. Place his magnetic foot on the train track magnet to make the train rail swing down and collapse on top of his victim. If you load a rail missile in between the train doors, you can even use his magnetic foot to launch the missile over 2 feet into the air! With so many interactive features, Magneto would be a superb addition to any X-Men collection. --Lauren Bernard This action figure of Wolverine, the untamed and mysterious warrior, stands 6 inches tall and wears a tight black leather suit. His bloodthirsty expression, razor-sharp claws, and slicked hair give him the look of a ferocious animal. Trap Wolverine by wrapping him in the steel bindings. Then help him break free by pressing the thumb tab on his back to make his upper body twist and his claw-bearing arms move up and down, which enables him to escape from the bindings unharmed. --Lauren Bernard
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