2000-09-18
the wedding. a nice ceremony, followed once again by the same ugly unfun reception i've been to 1,000,000 times.the djs hand out maracas and start a conga line for buster poindexter's "hot hot hot."
OHMYGOD NOWAY!!!
that is like so crazy!?!?!?!
then my date said to me:
"Five bucks: the next song is YMCA and they hand out construction worker hats and native american headdresses."
I am out 5 bucks.
the only nice surprise: an old friend from high school, surveying the ymca trainwreck as he flew past our table, saying:
"more importantly, the bar is open."
perv . necks