me old new
dland

2000-09-18

the wedding. a nice ceremony, followed once again by the same ugly unfun reception i've been to 1,000,000 times.

the djs hand out maracas and start a conga line for buster poindexter's "hot hot hot."

OHMYGOD NOWAY!!!

that is like so crazy!?!?!?!

then my date said to me:

"Five bucks: the next song is YMCA and they hand out construction worker hats and native american headdresses."

I am out 5 bucks.

the only nice surprise: an old friend from high school, surveying the ymca trainwreck as he flew past our table, saying:

"more importantly, the bar is open."




perv . necks