my haunted thermos will never welcome a jungle.

why are boys so uncomfortable together in a small public bathroom? we work together all day long. and when I'm in there washing my hands (i'm always in there washing my hands) and another boy comes in he always goes for the stalls instead of the stander-uppers, which are closer to the sink. but whatever, everybody pees. why are you like that. do i make you uncomfortable with my staring? i don't stare that much. using the stall is for little BABIES anyway. are you afraid of making pee-pee near me? what is the big deal.

what is the big deal.

you can cut the homoerotic tension with a 2 by 4. start wacking.

please watch over aunt pansy.